PM Jokes :)

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What does the project manager miss the most at a kick-off meeting?
~The invitation

5 quick anecdotes from a veteran project manager to a novice at their company -

• While you are here, on your keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key
• Don’t get too excited with a pat on the back. It is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt
• Remember, you don’t have an attitude problem; someone else has a perception problem
• Grow to love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by
• Accept that on some days you are the pigeon, but on most days…you are the statue

And the best one:

A fitting plaque for the PMO director’s desk in these crazy economic times?

• The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts

Now, my personal comment for that one would be:
"The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train." ;)


Source and more: http://www.poddarco.com/2009/05/29/project-manager-jokes/